Remember that hilarious game they played (play?) on Loveline, Florida or Germany? Good times.

This beauty was erected in Orlando. Classy, isn't it. I rarely talk about politics on here so I'm not really going to start with this, but seriously. How fucking stupid can people get. I'm not even going to the website to ~investigate~.

Here's the teaser poster for Oliver Stone's new biopic on George W. Bush. I laughed my ass off while reading W's quotes to my boyfriend. Good times.

“If McCain gets in, it’s going to be very, very dangerous. It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I’ll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don’t know. We’re at an abyss.”

-Susan Sarandon

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Nicole Kidman decided to upgrade her baby bump by purchasing the second trimester belly. I still say she's totally faking her pregnancy. Or maybe she's carrying her fetus in her lips, because that's the only thing that seems to be growing bigger during her pregnancy.

Nicole attended a press conference against violence towards women at the United Nation where she urged the UN to globally fight violence against women.

Just watch the first minute and a half for the hilarity.

"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started."

-John McCain

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"I'm voting for John McCain. I'm a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience. I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for."

-Heidi Montag

Well, she's got one thing right. Nobody does care who she votes for. And no, I will never get tired of posting that picture. In fact, I posted the quote because I wanted to post the picture with it.

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Kate Walsh was in Washington along with Planned Parenthood for a congressional briefing to "Stand Up For Real Sex Education". I'm all for sex and sex education. My sex education consisted of a woman telling us her son was morally pure for waiting and wasn't even alone in a room with his girlfriend before they were married. She also said this is why he never got herpes, and then proceeded to show us the slides.

She also made us swear we'd wait for marriage to get dirty. If we promised to wait, she would give us a mint. I took the mint. What? I wanted minty fresh breath for when I gave my boyfriend oral later that day.

I was actually student assistant in that class as a senior and that lady came in again. The teacher hated her, but she had to use her because the school said so. Even she knew that shit was a joke.

“I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A - in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun - very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier.”

Borat(aka Sacha Baron Cohen) on the U.S. Presidential candidates.

He sends his little camerawhore to bombard Rosie's book signing and ask her questions she says aren't true. Why couldn't he go himself?

Al Gore, ex vice-President, and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, won the Nobel Peace Prize earlier today.

" [I'm] deeply honored ... We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity."

In response, Bill Clinton said, "Nobel Peace Prize? So what. I cheated on my wife with a downgrade and got away with it. And what. First First Man 2008!"

No he didn't say that but you know he's thinking it.

Hey, maybe if my apartment building supplied solar panels we wouldn't have to rely on the power company for electricity as much as we do and WE WOULDN'T HAVE EIGHT HOUR LONG OUTAGES. Just venting sayin'.

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Tyra Banks is set to interview Barack Obama. She's the next Diane Sawyer, isn't she.

Tyra's going to be discussing interesting thinks with Barack like how to make your waist look smaller and your forehead look less noticeable and how to correctly attach a wig with wig glue.

I kid, I kid. He's going to be answering questions that were sent in online and his daughters are going to discuss presidential fashion with Tyra. I'm not joking about that one.

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And thank god I'm not Venezuelan or I'd be shot for that statement.

Chavez had ordered Venezuelans to push back their clocks by a half an hour, so that kids wouldn't have to get up before dawn to go to school. Everybody else in the world is on the same minute time except for venezuela.

LOVE IT! He's so fucking nuts, it's hilarious. Remember when he called Bush the devil at the U.N. meeting?

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Republican Idaho senator Larry Craig resigned earlier Saturday after a gay sex scandal.

Hypocrite!

That's the rumor all around by Cubans everywhere. Who wants to road trip to Miami this weekend?