God, how I've missed Chuck Bass.

Can. Not. Wait!

At least to judge. She makes me not feel bad about laughing at a disabled person. Anyways, Britain's Next Missing Model is a new show which models with disabilities (some have missing loves, some are partially paralyzed and one is deaf) competing for a photo spread in Marie Claire. What, they couldn't get them a modeling contract, too?

Tyra is so pissed right now. You know she was going to get a physically disabled girl in an upcoming cycle. Bitch is making calls as we speak.

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I haven't watched any of the previous seasons of So You Think You Can Dance, but I'm really, really loving this show. Napoleon and Tabitha are apparently new choreographers and they're killing it. KILLING IT. Their routine for Mark and Chelsie, my favorite couple, was AMAZING last night. I think the judges liked Joshua and Katee the best, and I honestly don't know why. They were my favorite the first week:


But last night it was just ok:


They were good, don't get me wrong, but I think Mark and Chelsie were a million times better.

PS-Last year's Samba between Lacey and Danny was a million times better, imo, and actually included samba in the routine.

And I love her. Kathreya is a contestant on Big Brother UK and bitch flipped her lid (aka had an orgasm) over some cookies. Cookie orgasm? Damn. I thought you can only get a food orgasm with Nutella.

The complete first season of Gossip Girl will be out on DVD August 18th. I highly recommend. The DVD includes all the episodes this season (duh) please unaired scenes and a gag reel.

I know I'm late with this, but how amazing is Gossip Girl? I caught up on all of the episodes during my hiatus and love it. Though I have to admit Serena is my least favorite character and I'm so over her and Dan. He needs someone less whiny.



Anyways, Michelle Trachtenberg and a couple of the hot bitches from Gossip Girl (including hot ass Ed Westwick aka Chuck Bass) attended the Fifth Annual Lucky Club in NYC yesterday looking fabulous as all hell. Loves it. Michelle is great on Gossip Girl. Yeah she's psycho, but that's what's so much fun about her.

A couple of months ago I posted pictures of the Fiercee Awards, which "honors" women from the show. Well it aired yesterday so check out the winners after the jump!


Biggest Makeover Meltdown
Jaeda, Cycle 7
Bianca, Cycle 9
Jade, Cycle 6

Bullshit, Jade was robbed.

Craziest Phone Call
Natasha, Cycle 8
Shandi, Cycle 2

Bullshit, Shandi should have won.

Worst Walks & Wipeouts
Norelle, Cycle 3
Rebecca, Cycle 4
Jael, Cycle 8

Bullshit, Dani broke her toes in those crazy stripper shoes, remember?

Most Dramatic Exit
Kimberly, Cycle 10
Ebony, Cycle 9
Jade, Cycle 6

Bullshit, Jade was robbed.

Ugliest Cry
Joanie, Cycle 6
Shandi, Cycle 2
Jael ,Cycle 8

WTF kind of category is this?

Lifetime Achievement award: Tocarra

Most Dramatic Change: Shandi

Eliminated First:


Final Two Eliminated:


Cycle Winner:


Tyra really wanted a plus size model to win this cycle. Anya can't walk for shit, but her photos were a million times better than Whitney's. Ugh, what a cow. And that has nothing to do with her weight.

Saved:


Eliminated:


Covergirl of the Week:


Seriously? Whitney CGOTW? Ugh.

Tommy Cruise is going to be on Oprah today! Set your TIVO's, bitches!

Not only is Project Runway moving from Bravo to Lifetime (WTF!!!), but it's apparently going to be moving from New York to Los Angeles for the sixth season.

Fail.

I'm sorry to the L.A. people out there, but New York is fashion. I thought it was a joke when they moved ANTM to L.A. but then again, ANTM is in itself. I honestly think this is a really bad move. Every time I think of L.A. fashion, I think of Juicy Couture, Ugg Boots and Christian Audigier. Not pretty.

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Don't forget, bitches, the cast of the SATC movie will be on Oprah today!

Saved:


Eliminated:


Covergirl of the Week:


BULLSHIT! I told you she would go home next. Tyra doesn't like to be proved wrong. What a fucking bitch.

Best. Episode. This. Cycle.



This week, the girls are in Rome!


And Lauren is bored. I would be too, those bitches can be annoying.


And it’s time for the (first) quote of the week!


“Awe, great! My first step in Rome and I eat it on the ground. It was horrible!”

Anya, I’m starting to love you more and more each episode.


Blah blah, plus size model, blah blah. Why is she still here?

The girls get a small tour around Rome where they get their first Tyra Mail. Thank god there’s no more scrolling. That shit was super annoying.

They get to their house, which is amazing. I’m so jealous of these lucky bitches.


Later that night, the girls sit down to dinner but Fatima isn’t feeling well and is laying in bed.


Dominique wants Fatima to get it together, girlfriend. Dominique is under the weather too but you don’t hear Dominique complaining about it. Shoot.


Anya gets upset when the other girls, mainly Dom-Dom and Whitney, talk about Fatima while she’s sick. She’s like a flipping angel.


She ends up bringing Fatima dinner and laying it next to her bed. Awe. Can you spell, Winner’s Edit?


Seriously, this is the best I’ve seen Dom-Dom look.


Next, the girls arrive at a piazza where there are a bunch of Segways waiting for them.


Segways in Rome? Seriously? Ugh, so wrong.


I’ve actually segwayed in heels before. Not fun. Actually, I take that back, it was hilariously entertaining for my friends who were watching.


Wow, there are “random Italian women” standing around with props dressed in high fashion just standing there waiting for tour guides? Rome is awesome.


After their tour, the girls meet Gai Mattiolo.


They have a small challenge where they’re dressed as Italian women in Mattiolo’s clothing and walk for him.




Wait, Dominique is natural? Naturally what, a man?








This challenge was complete bullshit. Dom-Dom, Whitney and Kat have the best walk and yes I’m biased. Kat looked and walked the best out of all those bitches, but of course,


Anya wins


a gorgeous dress that will look horrible with her skin/hair.


Seriously, this shit is a conspiracy. Anya is getting the classic Winner’s Edit and she’s winning all of the challenges and she doesn’t deserve them all. I’m not hating, since Kat is my fave, but Anya can’t walk. So how did she win this challenge?


The next night the girls get Tyra Mail.


Kata’s so smart. She figures out that they’re doing something for Covergirl, probably a commercial in Italian.


Lauren is pissed.


Hey look, it’s the Odd Couple.


And a hot director. Ok, he’s not that hot but I’d totally do him. The accent gets me every time.


Awe, Anya thinks it’s hard to walk and talk at the same time!


She did horribly, but damn, who’s that model? Now he’s hot. Sigh.


Kat did ok, but it was a little boring. She still did better than Dominique’s silly ass.


And it’s time for the second quote of the week!

I had to pick more than one, this episode was hilarious.


“I wanna be the freaking Covergirl. So Ima have as much fun with this as I can, ok? Shoot, if I can’t remember something, trust me, I’ll make something up”

Oh really, Dominique?


If you wouldn’t have told us that, we would never have guessed.


Lauren. Oh, Lauren. Just when I was starting to like you. Unlike Dominique’s commercial, which was equally as horrible, your commercial was just awkward and made me cringe. I felt embarrassed for you, and that’s never good because then I feel bad for laughing at you. And I don't like feeling bad for laughing at people.


Fatima did pretty well, even though her wandering eyes drove me insane.


Why is she still here? So fake. I can’t stand watching her, or that shiteous commercial.


And props to Mr. J for calling her out on her bitchiness and fakery.


After the shoot the girls head to the house where they get a Tyra Mail telling them…


It’s judging time, bitches!


I don’t get what Tyra’s thing with Whitney is. Honestly, her commercial was beyond horrible and she gives her props. Wait a second, Whitney is not only way over the top but is also “plus-size”. Hmm, who does that description remind you of:


Enough said.


Ok, now I’m gonna lose my shit. Kat goes up in front of the judges and calls Tyra out on mispronouncing her name every freaking week.


Tyra doesn’t give a fuck and tells her that commercial, which was one of the best ones, was flat and boring.


Paulina and the director disagreed with Tyra, and said that she was one of the best and nailed it.


But Tyra did not give a fuck. And after dismissing Kat, she mispronounces her name yet again and doesn’t care! If one of those bitches called her Thighra, she’d flip the fuck out.


Lauren is so over this.


In the end, it was between Lauren and Whitney


with Lauren going home.


I actually liked Lauren this episode. It sucks that she went home over Whitney, because she’s horrible, but whatever.