Such a classy bitch. Love her.

Ugh, fiercest of all of the fiercest bitches. Except for Posh and Coco. Duh. Here's more of Jordan signing copies of her book Angel at Borders. She should have brought Harvey. He's the real angel.

Over 40,000 copies of Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre's brilliantly amazing CD A Whole New World were dumped because nobody bought that ish. Duh, why buy the magic when you could download it for free? That being said, the video to that song is all kinds of amazing.



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My favorite ho Jordan is in L.A. and has been parading Princess around but where's Harvey? I miss seeing him in the tabloids. But seeing Jordan in a see through tank, shorts and pink Uggs almost makes up for it. Almost. And I love that she brought her best gay, Peter Andre with her.

Don't even start with me. This was obligatory.

Two of my favorite people in the same picture! I haven't been this excited since I saw Brad Pitt in Fight Club. J.K. Rowling and Jordan both attended the Galaxy British Book Awards last night in London, looking like the classy ladies they are. Actually, J.K. is a classy lady. Jordan on the other hand...

Wait, what the hell was Jordan doing there? Certainly not for the Drag Queens and Trannies book. But I have to admit that I love Jordan a little more for wearing glitter green and gold eyeliner/shadow.

One of my favorite bitches Jordan (Katie Price can fuck off) borrowed one of her husband Peter Andre's "special" dresses for an autograph signing. She signed copies of her new children's book series, Mermaids and Pirates. It should've been called Trannies and Drag Queens, cause that's the first thing that comes to my mind when I see Jordan in that travesty of a costume.

Honestly, she couldn't find a cuter mermaid costume?

Katie Price aka Jordan aka the love of my life has decided she wants to change her name. She wants to now be known as Katie Andre. Jordan is taking on her husband, Peter Andre's last name.

Jordan and Peter plan on renewing their wedding vows later this year, so she plans on the name change for, I don't know, an added bonus? Shouldn't she give him anal instead?

I honestly don't care what she tries to call herself, she'll always be Jordan to me. And she better not think about reducing her boobies even more than she already has.

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Thank god for the nipple slip! Jordan was starting to become boring and I was starting to fall into depression. I mean, Jordan boring?!?! Don't even get me started on her wanting to take out her implants and make them smaller again. Ugh, she's killing me.

But now she's come back and popped a nipple out, just for old-time's sake, I'm guessing. Sigh. Everytime I think I'm done with her, she does something to pull me back in.

Here's more of Katie Price signing copies of her book looking as tacky fabulous as ever.

P.S. - Click the pic above to get the uncensored effect.

Jordan, Peter Andre and their daughter Princess walked through the airport as they were filming their show. This is the first good look that I've had at Jordan's new boobs and I have to say I'm glad she didn't downsize too much. If she would've gone modest, I don't think my love for her could survive. I know, I know, there's always Coco, but still. Jordan holds a special place in my cold heart.

She also got a tattoo on the back of her neck that's supposed to be a symbol for her kids, but nobody can figure out what the hell it means.


Don't you just love a man with cropped white pants and matching flip-flips:


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The Daily Mail claims that Jordan aka Katie Price has spent around $80,000 in plastic surgery and other beauty treatments to transform her image over the year. They claim that she's spent thousands on her boobs (duh) as well as the acne on her face, lipo for the body, her nose, and lips. I say who the eff cares how much she spent. She went from being pretty but boring looking to the epitome of beauty and class.

What I really want to know is how much Peter Andre has spent in plastic surgery and lipgloss. It's got to be a lot more than Jordan in self tanner alone.

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Jordan and family posed for a Christmas themed photo shoot for OK! magazine. When is this ho-ho-ho not selling out her family? I'm guessing she has an exclusive deal with them for lifetime or something.

Not saying that I don't love it, because that shit is going on my Christmas card.







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