Thursday, June 5, 2008

Jake Gyllenhaal has been voted the #1 gay icon in the world. Being a neither gay or male, I'm cool with that. He's got dreamy eyes. But he has nothing on Gale Harold, who placed at #6. Sigh. Brian Kinney is so dreamy.

I've totally been re-watching QAF on DVD with J. We totally watched a couple of episodes from the second season last night then made the idiotic decision to mix vodka, raspberry jelly (as in for pb&j) and ice in my magic bullet. The hangover is not going over well.
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Labels: The Gays
Friday, May 16, 2008

I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.
P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel.
-Ellen DeGeneres
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Labels: Marriage, Quote of the day, The Gays
Monday, March 17, 2008

As much as they try to photoshop the gay off of Ryan Seacrest, they just made him look that much gayer for the cover of Details. I mean, honestly, what straight guy goes through that much photoshop:

I rest my case.
Labels: The Gays
Friday, December 7, 2007

I know, I shouldn't stereotype, but come on. Sequined pants?!?!
X Factor contestant Rhydian, who is uber camp, sat down with the Daily Mail and told them about his upbringing, his faith and what he thinks about sex before marriage.
"I don't want to shove it down people's throats but, yes, I do have a faith," he says.
"I am a Christian and I believe in God and I do think celibacy is part of my faith.
"That is not to say I don't fall short sometimes - I am like any other guy.
"I get attracted to ladies. But if you have faith and you say you are a Christian you can't then twist it and abuse and compromise it.
"You can't say, I'm a Christian, but I'm going to hump away. I have too much respect for ladies. I think sex is a great thing but it shouldn't be abused. So no, I haven't had it."
Oh, I get it. He's in the closet. Don't worry, bb, no matter what (or who) you do (or don't), I still love ya.
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Labels: Interviews, The Gays
Thursday, December 6, 2007

Bravo TV's Project Runway contestant Jack Mackenroth and Bravo TV'S Top Chef contestant Dale Levitski are dating. Wow, that was random. According to Dale, the two are taking things very slow.
"It's very baby steps. I really like him a lot. And geography is a bit of an issue, but we'll see where it goes. I like him a lot. I assume he likes me a lot. Unless he's lying...(laughter)... He's adorable. I like keeping it incestuous, keep it in the Bravo family.
"Yeah, we randomly met over Myspace. And then we bumped into each other at the OUT100 party and clicked. He's hilarious. We're just gonna roll with it and see what happens. And he's cute as %@. We have the same sense of humor. We giggle a lot, and you know, anytime you end up going through the Bravo-reality-show...we just looked at each other and said, 'yeah...'"
I guess they're cute for each other but I don't know, it just seems so random. At least to me. I would've never guessed that the two of them would get together.
http://blogs.outzonetv.com/breakoutnews/2007/12/jack_and_dale_dating.php
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Christmas is here, bitches! And to kick off the holiday season, Bearforce 1 has released a video for their Christmas Is Here song. Who doesn't love a bear?
Saturday, October 20, 2007

J.K. Rowling has revealed that Dumbledore was gay! Joe read from the book and answered some fan questions at Carnegie hall. The Leaky Couldron reports:
First, the biggest revelation of the night came when Jo revealed to her audience the fact that Albus Dumbledore is gay and had fallen in love with fellow wizard and friend, Gellert Grindelwald. This elicited a huge reaction and prolonged ovation. So much so, it promoted Jo to say:
"If I had known this would have made you this happy, I would have told you years ago."
She should have come out with that in the last book instead of writing that horrible epilogue. Sigh. My little Dobby...
She also revealed more things that you should probably read at the source, if you've already finished the book or if you just want to be spoiled.
P.S. - This totally reaffirms my theory that Ian McKellen should have been Dumbledore after Richard Harris. Sigh
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Labels: Harry Potter, The Gays
Thursday, October 18, 2007

Lance says that he and Brit-tit used to be good friends, up until he told her he was gay.
"It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] - they'd flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!"
I thought Brit-tit loved the gays? They're apparently still neighbors in Beverly Hills but don't talk at all. Another one who lost contact with Lance was Marc Anthony. I didn't even know they were friends.
"We were boys. We had a good time - before he was married. He was surprised when I came out,"
I don't' blame the coming out that affected their relationship. I blame Jello. You know they're both crazy controlling over each other.
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Labels: Britney Spears, Jellotore, The Gays
Monday, September 24, 2007

I told you it was all a publicity stunt.
Maureen McCormick's publisher is saying that the lesbian tales of Marcia and Jan Brady are false.
"We are verifying that it is not true," said Debbie Styer, senior vice president of group publicity at William Morrow, the book's publisher. "The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out."
I'm telling you, they released that info themselves. Nobody cares about MM's life and they need to build a buzz.
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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Marcia Brady aka Maureen McCormick is writing a book and in order to sell that book she needs a hook. A scandal, if you will. And boy is her scandal a big one!
Maureen claims that she and her costar Eve Plumb, who played her little sister Jan, were lezzing it up while on set.
A "source" told the National Enquirer,
"The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."
By "souce" I mean Maureen herself. You know bitch leaked that shit herself to build hype. I mean in all honesty, without the lezbot details, who would actually want to read a book about Marcia Brady?
OMG remember in The Brady Bunch movie sequal where Marcia and Greg make out and shit?
Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Ja Rule thinks that homosexuality is "fucking up America"
“We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.”
Yeah, your kids can watch you degrade women in videos and that's not going to fuck them up? What a loser. You know he said it because his last couple of albums tanked and he needs to get in the papers. Focus on your career or at least what's left of it.
OMG do y'all remember that Lizzie Grubman show on MTV and they totally tanked trying to hype Ja Rule's cd and they went to a signing at a gym or a bowling alley and nobody was there? High-larious!
Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Howard K. Stern blocked Rita Crosby's Today Show appearance this morning by sending his lawyer over there. Rita has a new book coming out tomorrow which claims Howard and Larry Birkhead were secret lovers and were in cahoots to get a hold of Anna's money. Larry Birkhead has threatened to sue Rita. Did I mention there's a videotape? God I can't wait until that's released.
Labels: Ana Nicole Smith, Scandal, The Gays
Sunday, September 2, 2007

According to the New York Daily News, Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead had gay sex! Shocking! A tell-all book written by ex CNN anchor Rita Cosby is said to out the "couple" on having gay sex, settling on the paternity of Danielynn, and on Anna Nicole's estate.
Jackie Hatten, described in the book as one of Anna Nicole's closest friends, said the men were engaged in oral sex.
"Their bodies were intermingled," Hatten says, according to a copy of the book obtained by the Daily News. "It was obvious what was happening."
The shocking book accuses Birkhead and Stern of cutting a secret deal after Anna Nicole was buried in March, with Birkhead getting custody of Dannielynn in return for Stern being named executor of the star's estate."
"The former stripper knew both Birkhead and Stern were gay, the book alleges. But Smith, who was obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, chose Birkhead as her lover because she wanted a blond, blue-eyed baby, according to Cosby.
The tell-all claims Anna Nicole would spread out on her bed and watch a video allegedly showing Birkhead and Stern having oral sex "over and over" while Stern worked on his computer in their Bahamas home. The existence of the video was confirmed by a source yesterday."
Scandal! I love it, this book is going to be the next Hollywood Wives.
Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death. is set to be released this Tuesday.
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Labels: Ana Nicole Smith, Scandal, The Gays
Friday, August 31, 2007

Tisha Campbell has denied that her husband is gay and had an affair with Will Smith. DAMN! I didn't know it was like that, Gina!
I've always believed that the Church of Scientology was really a "community" of sorts of the closeted gays and powerful of hollywood. I'm serious. If you think about it most of the big scientologists are rumored to be gay, including Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Tom Cruise. John Travolta. Kirstie Alley. I'm on to something here. And if I don't post for a while, they got me so send a rescue party!
Labels: Marriage, Scientology, The Gays
Sunday, August 26, 2007

I love how people who "care" always come forth to talk to the newspapers instead of you directly.
Scary Spice has been accused of getting down in the naughty way with two chicks. Damn!
Christa Parker claims that she and Scary were good friends who used to get down a couple of times a week, and even introduced Scary to another chick, Elizabeth Rodriguez. The three of them had a two year relationship.
Christa told the daily mail that "Mel and I were very good friends. We saw each other almost every day and would have sex at least a couple of times a week." and that they continued their relationship until Scary (aka Melanie Brown) started dating Eddie Murphy. Damn! I didn't know his peen was good enough to turn a bitch out!
Christa also claims that Scary is very fragile right now. "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt."
SNITCH!
Labels: Scary Spice, The Gays
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
I love me some Alexyss Tyler. She's this local chat show host from Atlanta and she's a crazy bitch, but she speaks the truth. Here's a clip from one of her more recent shows discussing monster penises and the gays.
P.S. The lady next to her is her mom. I KNOW!
P.P.S. My favorite Alexyss quote of all time is this:
"We're hooked on the Penis Power and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate's what, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm. We have to see what our issue is, because a man like that does not respect a woman."
Labels: The Gays, Vagina Power, YouTubes
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
If you don't know what a Bear is, then you're probably a heterosexual male. A Bear is a kind of hairy muscular man man in the gay community. Or just watch the video and you'll know exactly what a Bear is. Here's the first ManBand made up of Bears from Holland, Bearforce1. That shit will now be playing on loop in my head.
















