Showing posts with label Gisele Bundchen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gisele Bundchen. Show all posts

Friday, March 28, 2008

I Hate Her



Don't get me wrong, I'm usually not jealous of celebrities, but Gisele Bundchen's body is fucking amazing. That and she's banging Tom Brady. That being said, her face is a meh and I would personally call her a butterface. Yes that's mean, but she's banging Tom Brady so why should she care.

Gisele was in Ibiza to help launch the new Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign. Ugh, she's banging Tom Brady.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Giant Love



No, I didn't mean that as in New York Giants love, even though they did win the Superbowl against Tom Brady and his Patriots, I meant that in both he and his amazonian supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen are both tall. I swear.

The two were in the NYC for the opening of Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store last night. I swear if there's ever a sex tape I really want to see, it's by these two. Between her accent and his body, I'd be the hottest thing ever.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007



Giselle Bundchen will no longer accept the American dollar as payment for her modeling gigs. Patricia Bundchen, Giselle's sister and manager, Giselle wants contracts that pay in Euros, not Dollars because of its uncertainty.

"Contracts starting now are more attractive in euros because we don't know what will happen to the dollar."

She's right and smart to do that. The dollar is at an all-time low compared to the Euro or British pound. I bet you ten pounds that she didn't come up with that all by her lonesome..

Source

Monday, October 8, 2007



I always love seeing actual models on the cover of magazines. Bonus points because she looks amazing.



Tuesday, September 18, 2007





Here's Gisele Bundchen's ads for her line of shoes.

Eeeeew, other than my grandmother, who would wear those ugly things?

Thoughts?

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Super-Bitch



Not only did Gisele Bundchen steal Bridget Moynahan's boyfriend, but she's trying to rub it in her face too.

Gisele spent over $1,000 on baby clothes for her boyfriend Tom Brady's newborn baby with his ex, Bridget. This may seem like a sweet gesture but when one of the onesies has the word SUPERMODEL scrawled on the front, it takes it to another, bitchy level.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007



The cast for the next season of Dancing with the (psuedo) Stars was leaked and Gisele's said to be part of it!

Either this is a joke or she's trying to gain sympathy after stealing a pregnant chick's (Bridget Moynahan) boyfriend. You know what maybe that is the case. It worked for Heather Mills. Sort of.