and everybody showed up. Orlando Bloom, Elizabeth Hurley, Naomi Campbell, Mischa Barton, Agyness Deyn, The Smiths, The Washingtons, Uma Thurman and her new fiancee and Jonathan Rhys Meyers all showed up for Elton John's 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation held at Elton John's house in Windsor England yesterday. Held in his house! Damn, I want a ballroom in my house. Ugh, I love Elton John. Can he adopt me. I understand that I will soon be 25 21, but what's age got to do with it?

Ugh, I seriously can't wait until September 28th. If you haven't checked out the show, please do so. And not the censored version, go rent the DVD.

Julie Benz, who plays Rita on Dexter, was at the Beverly Hills Shizue Boutique Grand Opening and Benefit yesterday looking very cute and summery. I miss her as Darla, though. She was awesome in the first season of Dexter but her bitchery in the second season got on my nerves. And the whining. Ugh, I can't wait until September.

Here's more of July at the event.

Fug boyfriend. I'm sorry, that was mean, but the Maddens never did it for me. At least it looks like he bathed, which is somewhat of an upgrade. Nicole, on the other hand, looks gorgeous, as usual.

Here's more of Nicole Richie at Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration yesterday.

Anyone who reads this site should already know that I have a girl-crush on Rachel Bilson. Girlfriend is gorgeous. And who knew she had that body?! Ugh, I love that dress. I want to wear it walking down 17-92 just like Kim Kardashian. But I'd rock it with Gucci shades and my dog on her leash, who happened to get a cute pink striped t-shirt from my mom. She usually hates clothes (i don't give a fuck, she still has to wear them) but she loves it. She fights me when I take it off of her.

Here's more of Rachel at the Whitney Contemporaries’ Art Party and Auction in NY.

I'm loving Fergie's entire outfit. The dress is super, super cute and the shoes are amazing. I'm usually not a fan of the way she dresses but she brings it in this outfit.

Actually, you know what, I change my mind. I love the belt, but she should either take it off or tighten it. It weighs down the dress and makes it look like she doesn't have much of a figure.

Lookie who else was there:

Eva Mendes
I'm a huge fan of Eva, but that dress is all sorts of wrong. The color is fine but I'm not loving the fit.

Here's more of Fergie at Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration and Cartier Love Charity Bracelet launch in L.A. yesterday.

I want Gucci to honor me. I'm totally jealous. This past weekend Gucci held a dinner in honor of Rihanna. For what, I don't know. Still jealous. Free food and free gucci. Ugh.

Lookie who else was there:

Becki Newton!!!

and

Rashida Jones

It's Becki Newton! Ugh, I love this bitch so much. She's so fierce. And has great style. Becki attended the "Capture the Night" photography exhibition in Los Angeles yesterday. I can't wait for Ugly Betty to come back.