The (sort of) stars came out to attend the British Fashion Awards in London yesterday. Lily Allen, Kelly Osbourne and Dita Von Teese were there and I'm giving the award to best dressed to Kelly Osbourne. Her dressed looked amazing on her and I love what she's done with her hair. But Kelly reminds me of the reason why I won't get easily visible tattoos.

Lily's dress was cute and all but it didn't look right on her. I don't mind the shredded skirt, the top is what's bother me. It's like she has to pull it up, I don't know. It doesn't fit her body type all that well.

And Dita will always be Dita, even though I think her dress is a little more modern than what she usually wears.

The Osbourne family spent their Halloween at the National TV Awards last night in London and looked hot as all hell. Kelly looks gorgeous; that dress does wonders. Jack looks hot. I never found him hot, but he's always been slightly adorable. Then he pops up in a great suit and damn, I'd hit it. Sharon looked gorgeous too, but she looks the same as she does at every event.

I'm a fan of black but some color would be nice on her.

Kelly Osbourne says that she was so nervous while performing onstage in Chicago as Mama Morton, she threw up in her mouth.

'I threw up in my mouth. I thought, 'What am I going to do? There's no bin here'. So I had to actually swallow it and then through the whole first scene all I could think was, 'I hope Annette [who plays Velma] can't smell my throw-up breath'. I was so scared.'

Ugh. I think it would've been a better show if she just threw up on the stage. Now that's entertainment, folks.

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Awe y'all! Sharon Osbourne's main bitch Minnie who was featured on The Osbournes has pneumonia and is critically ill. The day of Kelly's performance onstage in Chicago, Minnie got really sick and Sharon didn't want to leave her! She's said to be critically ill and not going to last until the end of the week! Awe, poor Sharon! My cold heart feels for her. Hopefully Minnie will be saved and can make it. Or she goes to doggie heaven and chills with Loco.

Kelly Osbourne debuted on the West End in Chicago last night and the family (as well as the girls) came out to support her. Speaking of support....bitch, get a bra!

Sharon Osbourne's brother David Arden spilled the beans on her entire life to News of the World and one of the great stories is that she and Elton fought over a guy in the seventies. After Elton won and took the guy home she went over to his house and shit on his Rolls Royce

LOVE IT!