Since when did Ken Paves become the latest accessory? I mean, seriously, people. First it was Jessica but then it kind of spread to all these other chicks in Hollywood. His wig line is not that good. Plus, he's got a bad case of the meth face. I don't get it.

Ken and Eva Longoria were spotted in London yesterday.

She should've just gone with Eva Longoria or Eva Parker. Ugh. Anyways, here's the trailer for her new movie Over Her Dead Body. It looks cute and typical chick-flicky, but Paul Rudd is in it so I'm watching it. Sigh. He'll always be Josh to me.

Eva Longoria attended the Lakers v. Spurs game and bumped into Sheryl Crowe, Kevin Connolly and Mario Lopez. Ooooh, child, if I was there I'd be totally rude and ask her how she felt about her husband cheating with the French Victoria's Secret model. She'd totally try (and probably succeed) to throw me out of there but it would be worth it. I'm horrible, I know. And on my way out I'd ask Mario who straightens his hair. He's always rubbed me the wrong way. And he's not that hot.

French Model Alexandra Paressant claims that she and Tony Parker had an affair two months after he got married to Eva Longoria. She tells X17 that they met at Eva and Tony's wedding and that he wasn't happy in his marriage. Alexandra attended the wedding with French soccer player, Thierry Henry. She met Tony there and they started a physical relationship.

"We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do [sic] not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position [sic] and thinks that sperm gives acne,"

HAAAHAHAHAH. Sperm causes acne? Seriously? I've never heard of that. Ok, does she mean when it's on the face or injested. I should stop, I know, but come on. That shit is hilarious. I love this bitch. I'm calling it an upgrade. I mean, Eva's cute and all but Alexandra is a Victoria's Secret model. Come on.

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Eva Longoria walked out of a NYC salon looking like this? Seriously? Ugh, this is horrible! It's like a bad version of "the Rachel".

Sort of. Eva Longoria, Hayden Panetierre and Rachel Leigh Cook attended the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night. Wow! Rachel looks good. Getting rid of that ponytail and those glasses really turned her from an ugly duckling to a Swan.

P.S. - I looooove Hayden's shoes:

Eva Longoria is actually starting to grow on me. I have no idea why, maybe it's because I see her at every other event. Bitch loves to party, and who doesn't love a party girl.

Here's Eva at the Samsung launch for the Blackjack II. My cousin had the Blackjack and I didn't really dig it.

What is that tattooed on the back of her neck? I can't figure it out for the life of me.

Ugh, I have a tattoo on the back of my neck of what was supposed to be a butterfly. Shut up, I was drunk and my cousin, who went with me when I got it, was a bitch and didn't tell me the asshole tattoo artist didn't center it and now it's slightly off and doesn't even really resemble a butterfly.

Update:Someone (anonymous) posted that the tattoo seems to be one of those that are the same upside down as they are right-side up and is NINE. I totally tilted my head upside down to see it and they're right! Thanks! Whoever you are! lol

Eva Longoria's starting to grow on me. She used to get on my nerves, I don't know why, but now she really does seem like a genuinely nice person. Don't get me wrong, I still things she whores herself out like whoa, but she does a lot of things for the community and for charity, and that always earns a star in my book.

Eva attended "A Night of Hope" sponsored by Loreal, which benefits the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund. I love her shoes but that dress is a total Monet. I thought it was cute but looking at it up close makes me think differently.

Eva Longoria attended a party for Mexican Vogue earlier this week looking really cute with a bob. I usually hate Eva because, well, it's Eva, but I like what she's got going on here. It's friday. No time to be mean.

Here's more of Eva at the Mercedes Benz Vogue Gala Night in Mexico City.

Everytime a celebrity leaks information about themselves for more publicity or puts out fake information about themselves to get more publicity, I'm going to call it "Pulling An Eva".

Eva Longoria's sex tape turned out to be some silly bullshit with actor Perry Hilton. Isn't this bitch sick of herself already, cause I sure am.

There are a couple of rumors around saying that Eva Longoria has a sextape out there. The tape, which isn't available online yet, is of Eva with an unknown male.

If it's true, ten bucks it's with J.C. Chasez. He just got dropped from his record label and is in some serious need of publicity.

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It was Eva Longoria!