And future baby daddy. Christian Bale turned himself in to police yesterday after his mother and sister filed an assault complaint against him. They filed the complaint yesterday saying he assaulted them on Sunday. The police didn't question him immediately because of the Batman premiere. Christian later turned himself in and is still being held for questioning.

If this is true, that's fucked up. I've been beat up by my brother (sad, but true) and it's not pretty. On the other hand assault isn't battery. Not that I'm saying it's acceptable, though. And since we don't know what happened, I'm reserving judgement until later.

Here's some picture of Christian and his wife at the London premiere of The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever.

Duh. The Dark Knight made 155 million dollars this weekend. Damn. It was followed by Mamma Mia, which wasn't as good as I'd hoped, Hancock, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Hellboy II. I saw The Dark Knight again. Ugh, so good. So worth the forty bucks I've spent in tickets/popcorn/drinks.

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Well, since I've already seen The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever, I really want to see Mamma Mia. Even though I heard it really sucked.

What kind of fuckery was that? UGH. This movie is going to fail.

Would there really be any other? Honestly though, it surpassed all of the hype.

How fucking amazing does this movie look. I loved the novel so I can't wait to see this. Ugh, 2009.

The only reason I'm posting this is because of Christian Bale. I've never seen a Terminator movie, but I'm definitely seeing this one. I wonder if I have to see the other ones first?

Here are more pictures of The Dark Knight premiere. I'm still recovering from the vacation so I'm not going to say anything mean. All I'll say is that Maggie Gyllenhaal has a nice dress on. Ok, I'm done being nice. WTF happened to Peter Sarsgaard?!?!?? He was a hot bitch! I blame Maggie. She sucks the hot out of anything. Jakey G. is obviously immune, though.

Here's more of Maggie with the hotness that is Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Michael Cane and a couple of other bitches.

Oh yeah,

What the hell was Boring Conrad doing there?

It's really just a simple request. Christian Bale and his wife attended the premiere of the best movie ever, The Dark Knight. I can't wait to see this. The gorgeousness in this movie is ridiculous. Is it too soon to state that I'd totally ~do~ Ledger as the Joker? Probably.

Oh, hell, it's on! I really want to see Wanted, but Wall-E has had my heart for a very long time. I'll probably go see both since the weather is sucky as all hell here in Florida.

And B, I'm thinking it's going to rain at least 47 times during this whole weekend. It's insanity, I tell you.

He seriously is. He's also the frequent star of my most illiict fantasies. Which don't involve a faun. Ok, I'm lying, they totally do. I can't help it, though, they were both in those Narnia movies. Ugh, don't judge me.

Anyways, Ben Barnes was at the Edinburgh International Film Festival to promote his new movie, Bigga than Ben earlier today.

I love James McAvoy, even though he made me feel really dirty by wanting to fuck a faun. Fucking a faun is not a good idea, people, even if they are "half human". So what if they don't exist, I'm just sayin'.

James stopped by TRL to promote his new movie Wanted. I'm all for it. It actually looks really good and I'm an Angie fan. As long as she doesn't do accents.

Ewan Mcgregor and Christian Bale. That alone should be reason for you to see it. But it gets better. Velvet Goldmine is a movie about glam rock popstar Brian Slade (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers), who happens to be loosely based on David Bowie during his Ziggy Stardust phase. Ewan Mcgregor plays Curt Wilde, who is loosely based on Iggy Pop. The movie is a total mindfuck of inspiration. It's got an amazing soundtrack and did I mention that Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale totally go at it in this. Hot. The movie also stars Toni Collette and Edie Izzard.



Here's the most amazing thing ever on the planet.

Here's the video for the song Gimme Gimme Gimme for the upcoming movie, Mamma Mia. The video is kind of plain, but it still makes me excited for the movie. And I love Amanda Seyfried and can't wait for Big Love.

Is it kind of sad that my cousin thought they sampled Madonna for this song? Ugh, don't these children know their ABBA?!?!

Fuck the remake. Don't get me wrong, as a fan of musicals, I loved the Broadway show. But the travesty that is John Travolta and Zac Efron and the fact that I'm sort of a hipster and despise the over commercialization of my indie faves makes me hate the remake, despite not having ever watched it. I know, I'm an idiot. But I'm ok with that. So if you "love" the remake, do yourself a favor and watch the original. It's a mother fucking classic.

I'm not seeing anything new this week. I'll probably just watch old movies with the dog and a giant bowl of popcorn. But I did hear from everybody and their mother that The Love Guru sucks major elephant balls. JSYK.

Most hyped about movie ever? I'm buying it, though. I can't wait to see it.

Charlize Theron sure as hell made up for that other dress she wore. Girlfriend looks GORGEOUS. I think that dress is amazing. It fits her brilliantly. God I hate myself for having that bacon sausage omelet for breakfast, now.


Here's more of Charlize and her Hancock costar, Woll Smoth Will Smith at the opening of the Moscow Film Festival.