Brit-tit and K-Fed have settled their custody battle. Kevin still has full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, while Britney gets two days and one overnight visitations a week.

I'm glad it's over, at least for the kids.

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I'm not sure if this is a real demo or not, but this shit needs to get released. Apparently it's Britney covering Eminiem's Hailie's Song. Which is totally appropriate, given some of the lyrics.

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According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears has popped her kid out. The baby girl was born via c-section early this morning. She went into the hospital at around 4:00 a.m. No word yet on what the baby's name is.


Meanwhile, Titi Brit (titi, for those who don't speak spanish, is a popular term for auntie. duh) was spotted arriving at the Mississippi hospital where her sister gave birth. How come every time I give Brit-tit a nickname it involves breasts?

UPDATE: People has confirmed the baby's name is Maddie Briann. Congrats to all!

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Of course that wasn't Britney Spears. Brit-tit hasn't looked that good in years. Except for the chin and jaw, homegirl looks just like her. That being said bitch needs to work on her choreography.

Maybe it's because I've never suffered from chest or back acne, but isn't there something you can do to stop it? Oh, that's so gross. And to think, this girl has millions. She could fix that shit ASAP. Sigh. I'll stop now. But ew, I was seriously eating a Chipotle (Moe's is better) burrito and had to put it down.

Britney Spears will be releasing Radar as the new single from her album Blackout. I like the song. It's not as hot shit as Hot As Ice, but it's better than the rest of the other songs on her album, to be honest. She's also said to be shooting the video for the song in England. Do you think it'll be the return of her british accent? God I hope so, that shit was hilarious.

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Hot As Ice by Britney Spears The song can be found on her album, Blackout.

Hahaa. I love it when these rags use old pics of stars (especially Britney) to "prove" one of their stories.

Ok! Magazine had Brit-tit on the cover claiming that she'd lost 15lbs. In actuality, the picture they used is pretty much five years old.

I blame How I Met Your Mother for all of this. Ok, she was decent on the show but to do a 180 on Britney gossip is ridiculous. I'm going to sound like a see you next Tuesday for saying this, but she's still insane. The reason we haven't seen her acting like a fruitcake recently is because her family's involved in her life again and they're starting to control every aspect of it. I bet you anything in another 5-10 years, she's going to get tired of people telling her what to do again and she'll relapse.

I say all this not only because I'm a bitch, but because crazy Britney was/is hilarious. No offense to the Britney lovers out there, but she was nothing better than a pretty girl who could dance and was very lucky. I don't hate Britney and I do wish her all the best in her life, but the whole oooh, Britney's coming back!! from the masses is a bit ridiculous to me.

The grossest part about it is that my mom said that is also her dream living room and she would eat her way out of it in a couple of months.

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Break the Ice


You haven't kept me waiting. Here's the video for Britney Spears's new single, Break The Ice. I'm not feeling this song. She needed to release Cold As Fire cause that shit is hot. My friend's son loves the break it down part. It's too cute. The video on the other hand, is not.

Thank goodness! I haven't done a Britney Spears post in forever and was starting to miss my little trainwreck. She's actually looking pretty good. Her hair looks good better and she looks healthier overall. Yes she's wearing the same god awful boots and is also wearing a top as a dress and her nails are chipped to all hell, but she's wearing underwear, so that's an all around upgrade.

Here's more of Brit-tit shopping on Sunset Boulevard last week.

Who would want to produce a song that not even Britney Spears wanted for her album? Why it's Heidi Montag, of course! Labeled as a "duet" with Britney Spears, the song was actually recorded for Britney but she didn't want it. So Heidi snatched it up and instead of using all of her vocals, she turned it into a "duet" with Brit-tit.

The song, Dramatic, needs to be labeled the worst song in the history of bad songs; that shit is awful. I'm not even hating on Britney, because homegirl's starting to get me to like her, Hot As Ice is my jam. Heidi on the other hand needs to just get the hell out.

I'm guessing the only thing she's pregnant with is a baby mocha frap.

Britney Spears is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone, which has labeled her an "American Tragedy". Seriously? Sure she's fucked up, but an American tragedy? Uh, 9-11 was an American tragedy. Katrina as well. Britney's just a chick in the spotlight who fucked up her career and life. I'm not saying that I hope she doesn't get a grip of herself and life, but still, she's no American tragedy.

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Everything good happens while I'm sleeping or doing things like furniture shopping. Britney Spears has been taken to the UCLA Medical Center and is being held there for a minimum of 72 hours. Her psychiatrist arranged everything with the police because she/he feels Britney is a danger to herself. Britney's parents are there with her. A judge is now in charge of what happens to her. Britney is said to have been calm during the entire process.

I think I'm past the point of feeling bad for Britney. In all honesty she does it to herself. I know people in her "condition", whatever it is, can't usually help themselves because they don't see anything wrong, but you'd think having her kids taken away from her a couple of times already would snap her into knowing that she needs help. I'm not saying it's not sad, because it is. Looking at her now, even her physical appearance, its' past the point of being funny (almost). It's just sad.

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Someone, anyone, Sam Lufti, Ali Sims, Adnan, please get Britney Spears a bra. I get she wants to show the suckers off, but we all do not need to see Brit-tit's areolas. I mean, seriously, she's a mother now. First it was the period panties and now it's a completely see through shirt. Ugh, girlfriend needs to get help, if not for the sake of her kids, for the sake of my eyes.

Speaking of Brit-tit's kids, the judge has not reinstated her visitation with her two sons. Britney walked into the LA County Courthouse but walked right out, without entering the room.

In all honesty, I think it's for the best. With her running around with Adnan and calling the paparazzi and flashing her coochie and nips at them, I think she needs to pull her shit together before she gets her visitation back.



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