Here are the trailers for Brad Pitt's new movies Burn After Reading and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I'm interested in seeing both, but especially Benjamin Button. It looks really interesting and will probably make me cry.

Angelina Jolie has reportedly popped out her twins! No details on the sex of the babies, though there was speculation that she was expecting fraternal twin girls.

Congrats to the Pitt-Jolie family!

UPDATE: According to E!, she did give birth to twin girls in France. They're names are Amelie Jane and Isla Marcheline. Cute names! Apparently the Jane is after Brad's mom and Marcheline is after Angelina's mom. I've always wanted to name my kid Amelie, after the movie, obvs.

UPDATE 2:: According to Angie's rep, she has not yet given birth, not even close apparently.

"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,"

I don't care, I'm still name one of my possible children Amelie.

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The Daily Mail claims that Brad Pitt has confirmed that Angelina is expecting twins. That makes six kids so far. I say so far because you know Angie's going to adopt again at some point. They totally need a Latino baby. I'd donate my vagina/eggs/uterus/whatever. My one request is that we go for the natural conception. And you know my ass will get on the pill just so we would have to try again and again.

Unless he's bad in bed. Which he shouldn't be, I mean, Jennifer wouldn't still be moping around about the divorce if he was.

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If I had a nickle for every single time a tabloid posted Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt engagement/marriage rumors, I wouldn't be sitting here at the moment. I'd be on a beach somewhere getting pregnant with Johnny Depp's baby. Oh wait, that's the other fantasy. Y'all know what I'm saying.

I pretty much doubt these two will ever get married. You know Brad wants to but we all know that Angie wears the pants in that situation.

Angelina Jolie sported a mighty baby bump on the red carpet of the SAG Awards this past weekend. I'm always wrong about the pregnancies. Next time it's rumored someone's pregnant, I'm just going to go with the opposite of what I think.

Angie and a rough looking Brad Pitt attended the SAG Awards because Angie was nominated for her role in A Mighty Heart. I still think that movie was god awful, even though I love Angie.

As haggered as he's been looking, this picture as all kinds of adorable. They still haven't reclaimed the top spot in my favorite couples, though.

I was going to post more picture of the Pitt-Jolies at the Critic Choice Awards but I was so disgusted by Brad's "new look" that I decided against it. I'm sorry, but I'm not feeling whatever the hell he's doing. I still blame Angelina, who seems to be continuing to suck the life out of him.

I recently saw The Good Shepherd with Matt Damon and although he was damn good in the movie, it killed me to see that his character hadn't aged in 25 or so years. And I'm sorry, but Angie was horrible in that movie. It killed me to watch her overact every other scene.

I have no idea what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were doing at the Mayweather/Hatton fight in Vegas this weekend. God knows what Brad had to do to be allowed to go to that.

How freaking cute are they? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took their son Maddox to an outdoor concert in New Orleans.

Brad Pitt claims he will no longer do any nude scenes in his movies and will probably stop doing movies altogether. He blames the kids, but I know the truth. Angie didn't want her piece showing off the goods to hotter hos.

"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films. I can't see any more nude scenes [in my career.]

"I figure I've got very few films left. Who knows how many I'll get to do now, so I want to do something I'm interested in. Otherwise, I don't want to bother. I think it's a younger person's game."

Ugh, I never thought I'd say this but I wish he were still with Jen. Even though she looks like an uptight cow, she at least let him own his testicles and didn't keep them in a jar on the high shelf like you know Angie does.

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I seriously need to see that Jesse James movie he's in. The pictures remind me of him in Legends of the Fall (sort of) and that's always a good thing. Does he get naked in this? I doubt it, he got boring after Angelina.

Screw it, I'll just pop Legends of the Fall in my DVD player. I used to have a poster of him from that movie on my ceiling over my bed. True story.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the London premiere of her new movie, Beowulf. This movie has suck written all over it. Maybe the effects are cool and all but I think they over did it. Have y'all seen the poster? Angie's body has never looked that good.

P.S. - Oh, how I miss the Brad of Brad and Jen. I know, they didn't have kids and that's what is probably aging him along with, well, age, but still. He didn't look so tired all the time then.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt came out for the California premiere of Beowulf. I'm totally going to have to skip this movie. I'm not down with the CGI in it. It freaks me out. The other thing that freaks me out is how Brad looks like the life's been sucked out of him. My mom blames kids (as she stares at me), I blame Angie, because she looks perfect. Fuck, if I could suck the life out of people to look hot, I'd be the youngest one around.

Lookie who else showed up:

Alison Lohman



Alison! Oh, how I love that you've attended every premiere in California for the past couple of months! I've missed you!





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The Sun claims that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. It's either breaking up for Brangelina or another kid for Brangelina. I'm bored with these two. When is someone going to cheat on the other, already?

Angie was supposed to speak in Italy at the UNlinked Pio Manzu Centre, about global topics. Well, she's canceled, and the supposed director of the event is yapping.

“Angelina cancelled last week. Due to her privacy I can’t confirm her pregnancy, but I can say that the Italian newspapers are correct in their reports.”

I call bullshit. She's way too skinny to be that far along and wouldn't face the risk of flying. I mean, she flew the plane herself all the way up to her seventh or eighth month with Shiloh.

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It was Brad Pitt, bitches! Brad is filming his new movie, Burn After Reading in NYC with George Clooney.

Angie and Brad are said to be planning a trip to an orphanage in Burma to adopt another kid. Wasn't she pregnant just last week?

Sources say she's enlisting the help of a Burmese monk to visit an orphanage because she wants to adopt a baby girl.

I say good for them, if it's true. I'm one that loves big families and the fact that they're adopting and helping other families around the world is great.

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