I've been staring at these pictures for five minutes and I'm still trying to figure this outfit out. What in the fuck was Paris Hilton thinking. Big Bird wouldn't even wear that shit. I understand yellow is the color of the summer, but come the fuck on. And don't get me started on the skirt. Actually, the sweater's not that bad, if if wasn't 100 degrees outside, but the shoes with the sweater and the skirt. Ugh.

Paris was spotted last night walking around like soccermom tranny mess.