Frances Bean Cobain looks exactly like her mother, Courtney Love. That's not a good thing.

Why does Tyra have to make a damn fool of herself all the time? Ever since Cycle 5 it's always some schtick with her. Ugh, I'm done. My ANTM recap is coming soon...

More pictures have been released, and these could be more damaging than the first set. Oscar de la Hoya and his alleged mistress are pictured above, and according to her, he looooooves dressing up as a girl.

I have this theory that when men have so much sex and experience so many things, like ODLH has, they need an extra taboo to spice things up. For example, I "dated" this guy in porn once and he seemed like a normal guy (besides the porn thing) but he was way too kinky for me in bed. I can get down, that's not the problem but when the role playing involved incest and trannies, that's cue for me to exit. He swore up and down he wasn't gay and only bi, but he totally dug other dudes. Just another 'mo in the closet.

Mary Louise Parker and her new baby were "caught" walking around New York. She's no Baby Z, but that little girl is adorable! But let's be real for a minute here... Can somebody get that little girl's hair did! Ugh, do I need to call for Dionne from ANTM Cycle 8 again?!?!?!

What the fuck happened to Zack Morris? I mean, Mark Paul Gosselaar was my first husband when I was a little girl! (I've had many). Why did he do this to himself. Ugh, his face reminds me of KFC and not in the good way. Let us give a moment of silence to the hotness that was Zack Morris.

Ok, I'm done.

What the hell is going on here? He's not as hot as he is on YouTube. He suffers from the Short Leg Syndrome. Long torso, short legs. Those people freak me out. Ugh.

I've been getting my plumbing fixed in my apartment and so I can't update while they're there. But everything's fixed now and I should be up and running today. Whoot whoot.

Amy won at the Mobo Awards last night, but that performance was awful! Hilarious, but awful.

Ugh, I think I'm going to barf my chicken from Pollo Tropical.