Juanes, who was recently dumped by the woman he cheated and left his wife for, has gone back to his wife, Karen. I know love and all is complicated but I would be damned if I let my man just slither back like that.

Paris Hilton is writing another book. Remember when they were burning Judy Blume books because of the content. Where the hell are those people now?

If there was He-man and She-ra, what would be the female version of Skeletore? Let's just call it Bones. Bones (aka Jenna Jameson) claims she's going to quit porn but still manage her company Club Jenna, which is a porn company. She also got her tig ole bitties removed and feels great. Oh yeah, she claims to be as healthy as ever. Right.

Jackie Guerrido (Univision weather wench) and Don Omar (reggaeton megastar) have gotten engaged. This smells exactly like the stench made by Ana Barbara and Julio Sabala a couple years back.

Daniela Spanic, model and twin sister to soap mega-star Gabriela Spanic, has woken up from her coma, caused by a brain hemorrhage. She's currently pregnant and has been released from the hospital. Both her and the baby are said to be doing fine.

Univision's power (and pretty-eyed couple) Carmen Dominicci and Fernando del Rincon have gotten married. May they have lots of pretty-eyed babies!

Salma Hayek has chosen Carlos Slim, the richest person in the world, as the godfather for her baby. Brilliant, my theory of being born lucky has just been proven.

I'm sorry y'all I took a bit of a vacay these past couple of days but I'm back. I won't be at full speed for a bit but I should be posting more. Love ya, bitches!