The picture above of Christian Bale has nothing to do with the post, but hopefully it makes you feel as good as I feel. Plus, hello, it's hot-ass Christian Bale. Is anyone complaining? I think not.



The delicious Blicious has awarded me a Brillante Award! Yay! I am now eligible to eat the Burger King Steakhouse burger. Actually, I think I'll pass on that one, since I fucking hate onions.

I would like to thank Coco, for being a constant source of inspiration. Especially when she either gets naked or has a camel toe. I'd also like to thank Amy Winehouse for making me appreciate my good skin and hair. I also want to thank Chris Crocker, for making my mother actually interested in something I do, being that she has a girl-crush on him (don't even get me started) and asks me what he's up to on a daily basis. And I want to thank you bitches. Because you laugh at my ridiculous jokes. LOVE YOU!

Oh and of course:



And now for the tagged. I'd like to tag all of you, but since I have to narrow it down to seven, I'm naming the following blogs:

Just Kiss 'N Makeup, Mahalo Fashion, Coco's Tea Party, Secretista, Beauty Logic, Gorgeous Footsteps in the Sand, and Wendy Brandes Jewelry.

So you guys go ahead and thank moi for your fabulous award, tag seven other lucky bitches, comment them to let them know of the tagging and fantasize about doing the dirty talk sex with Christian Bale. Ok, the last one isn't required but it damn well should be.

And future baby daddy. Christian Bale turned himself in to police yesterday after his mother and sister filed an assault complaint against him. They filed the complaint yesterday saying he assaulted them on Sunday. The police didn't question him immediately because of the Batman premiere. Christian later turned himself in and is still being held for questioning.

If this is true, that's fucked up. I've been beat up by my brother (sad, but true) and it's not pretty. On the other hand assault isn't battery. Not that I'm saying it's acceptable, though. And since we don't know what happened, I'm reserving judgement until later.

Here's some picture of Christian and his wife at the London premiere of The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever.

Duh. The Dark Knight made 155 million dollars this weekend. Damn. It was followed by Mamma Mia, which wasn't as good as I'd hoped, Hancock, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Hellboy II. I saw The Dark Knight again. Ugh, so good. So worth the forty bucks I've spent in tickets/popcorn/drinks.

Source

Khloe gets booked: Celebslam

Venus looking good: YISIAW

The Chi-Chi's are free!: INO.

Saddest news of the day: Mollygood

Too bad for Lance and Jake: Celebitchy

Well, since I've already seen The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever, I really want to see Mamma Mia. Even though I heard it really sucked.

Aint nobody hatin' you. Actually, you know what, i do envy you. You get to be around when Mariah has a meltdown due to the fact that there's no more Hello Kitty bandages. That shit has to be entertainment gold.

Here's more of the happily married couple (lmfao) leaving Nobu in Malibu yesterday.

What kind of fuckery was that? UGH. This movie is going to fail.