Lipstick Bitches

Video Of The Week:

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Picture Of The Day:

2008-07-24T12:28:00.000-04:00

You Like Me, You Really Like Me!

2008-07-24T12:02:00.003-04:00

The picture above of Christian Bale has nothing to do with the post, but hopefully it makes you feel as good as I feel. Plus, hello, it's hot-ass Christian Bale. Is anyone complaining? I think not.

The delicious Blicious has awarded me a Brillante Award! Yay! I am now eligible to eat the Burger King Steakhouse burger. Actually, I think I'll pass on that one, since I fucking hate onions.

I would like to thank Coco, for being a constant source of inspiration. Especially when she either gets naked or has a camel toe. I'd also like to thank Amy Winehouse for making me appreciate my good skin and hair. I also want to thank Chris Crocker, for making my mother actually interested in something I do, being that she has a girl-crush on him (don't even get me started) and asks me what he's up to on a daily basis. And I want to thank you bitches. Because you laugh at my ridiculous jokes. LOVE YOU!

Oh and of course:

And now for the tagged. I'd like to tag all of you, but since I have to narrow it down to seven, I'm naming the following blogs:

Just Kiss 'N Makeup, Mahalo Fashion, Coco's Tea Party, Secretista, Beauty Logic, Gorgeous Footsteps in the Sand, and Wendy Brandes Jewelry.

So you guys go ahead and thank moi for your fabulous award, tag seven other lucky bitches, comment them to let them know of the tagging and fantasize about doing the dirty talk sex with Christian Bale. Ok, the last one isn't required but it damn well should be.

Not My Batman!!!

2008-07-22T10:44:00.002-04:00

And future baby daddy. Christian Bale turned himself in to police yesterday after his mother and sister filed an assault complaint against him. They filed the complaint yesterday saying he assaulted them on Sunday. The police didn't question him immediately because of the Batman premiere. Christian later turned himself in and is still being held for questioning.

If this is true, that's fucked up. I've been beat up by my brother (sad, but true) and it's not pretty. On the other hand assault isn't battery. Not that I'm saying it's acceptable, though. And since we don't know what happened, I'm reserving judgement until later.

Here's some picture of Christian and his wife at the London premiere of The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever.

Who Came Out On Top?

2008-07-20T16:22:00.003-04:00

Duh. The Dark Knight made 155 million dollars this weekend. Damn. It was followed by Mamma Mia, which wasn't as good as I'd hoped, Hancock, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Hellboy II. I saw The Dark Knight again. Ugh, so good. So worth the forty bucks I've spent in tickets/popcorn/drinks.

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Besitos Por La Tarde

2008-07-18T15:29:00.002-04:00

Khloe gets booked: Celebslam

Venus looking good: YISIAW

The Chi-Chi's are free!: INO.

Saddest news of the day: Mollygood

Too bad for Lance and Jake: Celebitchy

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

2008-07-18T15:23:00.003-04:00

Well, since I've already seen The Dark Knight aka the best movie ever, I really want to see Mamma Mia. Even though I heard it really sucked.

Bitch, Please

2008-07-18T15:11:00.002-04:00

Aint nobody hatin' you. Actually, you know what, i do envy you. You get to be around when Mariah has a meltdown due to the fact that there's no more Hello Kitty bandages. That shit has to be entertainment gold.

Here's more of the happily married couple (lmfao) leaving Nobu in Malibu yesterday.

Bull-Fucking-Shit

2008-07-18T15:03:00.002-04:00

What kind of fuckery was that? UGH. This movie is going to fail.

Picture Of The Day:

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Movie Of The Week:

2008-07-18T14:39:00.005-04:00

Would there really be any other? Honestly though, it surpassed all of the hype.

The Watchmen Trailer

2008-07-18T14:33:00.001-04:00

How fucking amazing does this movie look. I loved the novel so I can't wait to see this. Ugh, 2009.

Terminator Salvation Trailer

2008-07-18T14:30:00.003-04:00

The only reason I'm posting this is because of Christian Bale. I've never seen a Terminator movie, but I'm definitely seeing this one. I wonder if I have to see the other ones first?

Video Of The Week:

2008-07-18T13:18:00.001-04:00

Song Of The Day:

2008-07-18T12:40:00.002-04:00

Secret by Maroon 5. The song can be found on their album, Songs About Jane.

New Jordan Interview

2008-07-18T12:38:00.002-04:00

Such a classy bitch. Love her.

Custody Battle Over

2008-07-18T12:12:00.002-04:00

Brit-tit and K-Fed have settled their custody battle. Kevin still has full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, while Britney gets two days and one overnight visitations a week.

I'm glad it's over, at least for the kids.

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New Robin Thicke Video

2008-07-18T12:11:00.001-04:00

Here's the video for his song Magic. I really like it. Mostly because he's fucking gorgeous, though.

Violet 2.0

2008-07-18T11:54:00.002-04:00

Victor Garber, Jennifer Garner's Alias co-star and the guy who officiated Bennifer 2.0's wedding, has confirmed that Jennifer is indeed pregnant.

"Yes, she is. She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."

Congrats to Ben and Jen! Hopefully they have a boy just as cute as Violet.

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Besitos Por La Mañana

2008-07-18T10:41:00.002-04:00

Julie met Mr. J!!: JQ Lounge

I need the electroflash collection: Clumps Of Mascara

Banned!: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Boring's style: SICK.

Celeb look-a-likes: Glorious Nonsense

Wisdom teeth suck: Mahalo Fashion

Picture Of The Day:

2008-07-17T16:30:00.000-04:00

I Just Like It Because Elisabeth Cries

2008-07-17T15:40:00.003-04:00

Even though I agree with her. The bitches on the view had a hissy fit about using the N-word and Elisabeth started crying. This is probably the only time I've ever kind of agreed with her, but why does she always cry when things aren't going her way in a discussion?

Only In Florida

2008-07-17T14:57:00.002-04:00

Remember that hilarious game they played (play?) on Loveline, Florida or Germany? Good times.

This beauty was erected in Orlando. Classy, isn't it. I rarely talk about politics on here so I'm not really going to start with this, but seriously. How fucking stupid can people get. I'm not even going to the website to ~investigate~.

Britney Covers Eminem

2008-07-17T14:50:00.002-04:00

I'm not sure if this is a real demo or not, but this shit needs to get released. Apparently it's Britney covering Eminiem's Hailie's Song. Which is totally appropriate, given some of the lyrics.

Click Play below to check it out.

VIA ONTD

New Lily Allen Song

2008-07-17T14:45:00.002-04:00

Seriously, I'm loving all of the new stuff she's posted on her myspace. This one is called Who’d Of Known. Unfortunately this song won't be on the new album because she "ripped off the chorus from take that and i can't be bothered with the paperwork."

I can't wait for her new album.

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Bitch, You Underage!

2008-07-17T13:36:00.002-04:00

Here's the video to Hayden Panettiere's new song, Wake Up Call. One of the most genius lyrics in the song (oh, there's plenty of them) is, you don't buy me drinks. Um, she's 18. Sigh. Kids these days. My favorite line is, I think I'm gonna have to cheat, to keep your eyes on me. It's like Shakespeare to a faux reggae beat.

Song Of The Day:

2008-07-17T13:29:00.002-04:00

All Through The Night by Cyndi Lauper. The song can be found on her album, She's So Unusual.

Bow Down, Bitches

2008-07-17T13:10:00.002-04:00

Ugh, fiercest of all of the fiercest bitches. Except for Posh and Coco. Duh. Here's more of Jordan signing copies of her book Angel at Borders. She should have brought Harvey. He's the real angel.

Quote Of The Day:

2008-07-17T12:48:00.002-04:00

"She kept the tape in her camera on top of the closet where I couldn't even reach it!"

-Vern Troyer, on the sex tape that his ex leaked. Awe, someone get the poor bb a stool!

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Guess The Scarred Boobs

2008-07-17T12:39:00.004-04:00

My Hometown!!!

2008-07-16T14:18:00.004-04:00

Ugh, whoever knows where homegirl is staying needs to spill. I got drunk in Mexico and started singing/dancing/stripping in a fountain to Touch My Body. Funnest thing ever. But that's totally off point.

Mariah Carey and her husband (we're still being punked, right?) Nick Cannon were at Disney yesterday. What's sad/hilarious about that picture is that Mickey and Minnie have the most believable relationship between them.

Cover Of The Week:

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Alba's Spawn

2008-07-16T14:16:00.002-04:00

She's actually really cute. I love babies born with a full head of hair. And she looks exactly like her father. Hopefully the douchebaggery of both parents skips a generation.

Picture Of The Day:

2008-07-16T14:12:00.002-04:00

Andy Dick's mug shot. It screams sex offender, doesn't it? lol

Gossip Girl Season 2 Promos

2008-07-16T13:55:00.002-04:00

God, how I've missed Chuck Bass.

Ugh

2008-07-15T16:42:00.003-04:00

Why does every starlet think they have to release an album? Seriously. Hayden Panettiere released the first single on her upcoming album on Ryan Seacrest this morning. Is it bad? Yes. Will it be played repeatedly on radio stations across the country. Yes. Should they kill off the cheerleader on Heroes? Absofuckinglutley. Kill the cheerleader, bring back Mr. Eeesaaaahk

Click Play below to listen to Wake Up Call:

Quote Of The Day:

2008-07-15T14:58:00.002-04:00

"Miley Cyrus! She's the lucky girl. It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone. Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"

-Katy Perry on which girl she'd love to kiss. Bitch, STFU. Doesn't she know Miley's like 15?

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Song Of The Day:

2008-07-15T14:44:00.003-04:00

Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple. The song can be found on her album, Extraordinary Machine.

Dexter Season 3 Promo

2008-07-15T14:27:00.001-04:00

Can. Not. Wait!

Picture Of The Day:

2008-07-15T14:24:00.002-04:00

Oh, Amy, why! If you're not going to tidy it up down there, don't wear low rise jeans!

More Dark Knight Premiere

2008-07-15T13:26:00.002-04:00

Here are more pictures of The Dark Knight premiere. I'm still recovering from the vacation so I'm not going to say anything mean. All I'll say is that Maggie Gyllenhaal has a nice dress on. Ok, I'm done being nice. WTF happened to Peter Sarsgaard?!?!?? He was a hot bitch! I blame Maggie. She sucks the hot out of anything. Jakey G. is obviously immune, though.

Here's more of Maggie with the hotness that is Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Michael Cane and a couple of other bitches.

Oh yeah,

What the hell was Boring Conrad doing there?

Fuck Me, Batman

2008-07-15T12:37:00.003-04:00

It's really just a simple request. Christian Bale and his wife attended the premiere of the best movie ever, The Dark Knight. I can't wait to see this. The gorgeousness in this movie is ridiculous. Is it too soon to state that I'd totally ~do~ Ledger as the Joker? Probably.

I didn't die

2008-07-11T12:19:00.003-04:00

I was just on vacation. It was my birthday on the fourth of July and the crew and I went on a little roadtrip/vacation. But I'm back (physically, not mentally. never mentally) and will be up and running fully next week.

I leave you with this fabulous video for the horrible song that is I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry. Did you catch her performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night? I didn't like it at all. But thank god Comfort's gone.

PS - If your friends think it's "fun" idea to go to Tijuana to see a donkey show, just say no. Especially if you never thought a career in prostitution was an option.

Don't Forget!!!

2008-06-27T15:25:00.003-04:00

I have about fifty pairs of ON flip-flops (of course I have multiples of the same color) and I love them. Call me a cheap whore, I've been called worse. They're so comfortable to walk around the house in or walk the dog. And they're a hell of a lot cuter than those ugly ass Crocs. Don't get me started on Crocs.

Thanks, Heidi!

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

2008-06-27T15:16:00.003-04:00

Oh, hell, it's on! I really want to see Wanted, but Wall-E has had my heart for a very long time. I'll probably go see both since the weather is sucky as all hell here in Florida.

And B, I'm thinking it's going to rain at least 47 times during this whole weekend. It's insanity, I tell you.

Get Tested

2008-06-27T15:11:00.001-04:00

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Ben Barnes Is Hot

2008-06-27T14:54:00.004-04:00

He seriously is. He's also the frequent star of my most illiict fantasies. Which don't involve a faun. Ok, I'm lying, they totally do. I can't help it, though, they were both in those Narnia movies. Ugh, don't judge me.

Anyways, Ben Barnes was at the Edinburgh International Film Festival to promote his new movie, Bigga than Ben earlier today.

Elton John Threw A Party

2008-06-27T14:42:00.002-04:00

and everybody showed up. Orlando Bloom, Elizabeth Hurley, Naomi Campbell, Mischa Barton, Agyness Deyn, The Smiths, The Washingtons, Uma Thurman and her new fiancee and Jonathan Rhys Meyers all showed up for Elton John's 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation held at Elton John's house in Windsor England yesterday. Held in his house! Damn, I want a ballroom in my house. Ugh, I love Elton John. Can he adopt me. I understand that I will soon be 25 21, but what's age got to do with it?

Pambo Does Radar

2008-06-27T14:11:00.002-04:00

How much makeup, hair and especially photoshop do you think went into making her look that good. I hate, but I also give props where props are due, and girlfriend looks good. With tons of makeup and photoshop. But good nonetheless.

Besitos Por La Tarde

2008-06-27T14:06:00.003-04:00

Southern bitches don't play: Dlisted

Angie back on the H?: INO

Tyra needs to stop the fuckery: ICYDK

SJP knows what works and sticks with it: Celebitchy

Cameron Diaz engaged?: IDLYITW

I Miss Dexter

2008-06-27T13:49:00.002-04:00

Ugh, I seriously can't wait until September 28th. If you haven't checked out the show, please do so. And not the censored version, go rent the DVD.

Julie Benz, who plays Rita on Dexter, was at the Beverly Hills Shizue Boutique Grand Opening and Benefit yesterday looking very cute and summery. I miss her as Darla, though. She was awesome in the first season of Dexter but her bitchery in the second season got on my nerves. And the whining. Ugh, I can't wait until September.

Here's more of July at the event.

Song Of The Day:

2008-06-27T13:35:00.002-04:00

The World Should Revolve Around Me by Little Jackie. The song can be found on their upcoming album, 19, available July 8th.

Duh News Of The Day

2008-06-27T13:20:00.003-04:00

There's an interview with Amy Winehouse in the new issue of Rolling Stone, where she talks about the two loves of her life, Blake Incarcerated and drugs.

With her husband gone, Winehouse slid into a despondent place. She canceled her tour at the end of 2007, saying, “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake.” And in January, after a clip of her smoking crack was released to the tabloid The Sun, she was sent to rehab by her record label again. She didn’t stay long, and she happily tells me she did drugs the whole time…

Winehouse says all of this is the product of heartbreak from being separated from her true love, whose name appears in a little heart pin she often wears in her hair. “To be honest, my husband’s away, I’m bored, I’m young,” Winehouse tells me. “I felt like there was nothing to live for. It’s just been a low ebb.”

As much fun it is to make fun of her (I'm evil and going to hell, but what's new), I do feel bad for her. Sure she's doing it to herself, but she's a crackhead! Crackheads don't know better.

Read the rest of the article at the source. Trust me, it's worth it.

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More Coco Goodness

2008-06-27T12:58:00.003-04:00

Oh, how my heart melts every time I see a Coco picture. Her and Ice-T were at Tana's restaurant last night in L.A. and thank god for it. This was shaping up to be a shittacular day but Coco makes it all better. Ron Jeremy was there. Coco makes him even look semi fuckable. I said semi, if you also take into account he's got a big schlong and you can totally close your eyes in bed and hope to god he doesn't try missionary.

Scottish Hotness

2008-06-27T12:37:00.002-04:00

I love James McAvoy, even though he made me feel really dirty by wanting to fuck a faun. Fucking a faun is not a good idea, people, even if they are "half human". So what if they don't exist, I'm just sayin'.

James stopped by TRL to promote his new movie Wanted. I'm all for it. It actually looks really good and I'm an Angie fan. As long as she doesn't do accents.

Picture Of The Day:

2008-06-27T12:31:00.001-04:00

Quote Of The Day:

2008-06-27T12:12:00.002-04:00

"I was married a year ago to Anna and I don't know what happened. We're not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact."

-Enrique Igliesas, finally admitting to being married to Anna Kournikova. Or he could be just fucking with us again.

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Don't Fuck With Mini Me

2008-06-27T11:30:00.002-04:00

Or fuck him, to be honest. Mini Me is suing TMZ for airing some of his sextape, not only on their website but also on TMZ TV. I should fucking sue TMZ, that shit made me not want to eat and it was TGIFridays night. How dare they fuck with the consumption of fried potato skins covered with cheese and bacon!

Anywhoo, Verne is suing them for $20 million. He's actually suing them for more money than The Love Guru made it's opening weekend.

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They Should Get Heather Mills

2008-06-27T10:43:00.002-04:00

At least to judge. She makes me not feel bad about laughing at a disabled person. Anyways, Britain's Next Missing Model is a new show which models with disabilities (some have missing loves, some are partially paralyzed and one is deaf) competing for a photo spread in Marie Claire. What, they couldn't get them a modeling contract, too?

Tyra is so pissed right now. You know she was going to get a physically disabled girl in an upcoming cycle. Bitch is making calls as we speak.

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Besitos Por La Mañana

2008-06-27T10:25:00.002-04:00

Summer hats: Fashion Ivy

The nut got the squirrel: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Amazing purple shadow: Clumps Of Mascara

She's leaving on a jet plane: Ashcan Rantings

Simon Wild: Psycho Glitter

Besitos Por La Tarde

2008-06-26T16:30:00.003-04:00

Dr. Phil loves the gays. Or at least one of them: Dlisted

I'd make out with Ben Kingsley: Celebitchy

She's not fat but she looks old for 24: Mollygood

ScarJo's a liar: Celebslam

JLS Drama: IDLYITW

Song Of The Day:

2008-06-26T15:18:00.001-04:00

First Love by Adele. The song can be found on her album, 19.

Movie Of The Week:

2008-06-26T13:37:00.003-04:00

Ewan Mcgregor and Christian Bale. That alone should be reason for you to see it. But it gets better. Velvet Goldmine is a movie about glam rock popstar Brian Slade (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers), who happens to be loosely based on David Bowie during his Ziggy Stardust phase. Ewan Mcgregor plays Curt Wilde, who is loosely based on Iggy Pop. The movie is a total mindfuck of inspiration. It's got an amazing soundtrack and did I mention that Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale totally go at it in this. Hot. The movie also stars Toni Collette and Edie Izzard.

Here's the most amazing thing ever on the planet.

Celeb Sex Tape

2008-06-26T13:11:00.005-04:00

As you probably already know, Verne Troyer aka Mini Me aka the dude who peed on the floor in The Surreal Life has a sex tape out. Methinks it's all for publicity for that shitty ass Love Guru movie. Thank god it bombed at the box office.

Anywhoo, you can check out a teaser clip here. But I warn you, do not watch if you have recently eaten. When I say recently, I mean in the last 24-hours.

That being said I'm totally downloading that shit when it gets out.

Picture Of The Day:

2008-06-26T13:05:00.000-04:00

The Wackness

2008-06-26T11:51:00.002-04:00

Olivia Thirlby, Josh Peck and Mary-Kate Olsen attended the screening of their new movie, The Wackness earlier this week in NYC. I really love Olivia, I thought she was great in Juno, and I can't wait to see this movie. Even though it makes me feel old.

MK looks pretty good. It's definately an upgrade on what she wore to the Met a couple of weeks ago.

Amazing

2008-06-26T11:01:00.005-04:00

I haven't watched any of the previous seasons of So You Think You Can Dance, but I'm really, really loving this show. Napoleon and Tabitha are apparently new choreographers and they're killing it. KILLING IT. Their routine for Mark and Chelsie, my favorite couple, was AMAZING last night. I think the judges liked Joshua and Katee the best, and I honestly don't know why. They were my favorite the first week:

But last night it was just ok:

They were good, don't get me wrong, but I think Mark and Chelsie were a million times better.

PS-Last year's Samba between Lacey and Danny was a million times better, imo, and actually included samba in the routine.

Besitos Por La Mañana

2008-06-26T10:45:00.003-04:00

Pretty pictures: Life In A Picture

Christian Francis Roth is back: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Cute skirt: MSSFD

BET Awards: Fashion Ivy

Friz fix: Clumps of Mascara

Song Of The Day:

2008-06-25T13:51:00.001-04:00

It's Oh So Quiet by Bjork. The song can be found on her album, Post.

Cover Of The Week:

2008-06-25T13:50:00.000-04:00

AAAAAAAH!

2008-06-25T13:29:00.005-04:00

Not only do we have Coco-T, but we have Joan Rivers as well! I fucking love that crazy bitch. This is the video of the year! Oh, how I love Coco. Such a classy lady.

Click here if the video doesn't work.

Picture Of The Day:

2008-06-25T13:15:00.000-04:00

New Lily Allen

2008-06-25T11:51:00.003-04:00

Lily Allen posted a new FAMAZING song on her myspace last week. I'm really, really, really loving her new stuff. I loved her old stuff. Then she got whiny and turned into an asshole and I got over her. Now I'm back to loving her. Her new song, Guess Who Batman, is only a clip but it's so, so good. I totally have the chorus in my head and have turned it into a ringtone. You'll get the joke once you hear the song. It's actually not as bad as when I had Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches set as a ringtone for an ex and they happened to call while I was in the grocery store. Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time is not safe for a kiddie's ears.

Mamma Mia Music Video

2008-06-25T11:18:00.004-04:00

Here's the video for the song Gimme Gimme Gimme for the upcoming movie, Mamma Mia. The video is kind of plain, but it still makes me excited for the movie. And I love Amanda Seyfried and can't wait for Big Love.

Is it kind of sad that my cousin thought they sampled Madonna for this song? Ugh, don't these children know their ABBA?!?!

Song Of The Day:

2008-06-24T13:32:00.002-04:00

Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. The song can be found on their album, Colour By Numbers.

Turn Around!!!!

2008-06-24T13:25:00.004-04:00

Orlando Bloom and supermodel girlfriend Miranda Kerr were ~~stalked~~ spotted on vacation in Gran Canaria this past weekend were the paps caught them sun bathing. On one hand, it would suck to be a celebrity and not having the privacy to sunbathe, but on the other, they're fucking rich, bitch! And get free shit all the time.

He's got a pretty nice ass. Click the pic above for the uncensored.

Another Horrible Song

2008-06-24T13:04:00.002-04:00

Heidi Montag has a new song out! The only reason I'm happy about it is that it gives me more reasons to make fun of her. And to post that amazingly disgusting photo of her.

The song is called Fashion. Um yeah, I listened to a good 47 seconds of it. Hey, that's improvement, right?

I actually call it an upgrade on the simple fact that she didn't try and cover Bowie's amazing song.

Fuck

2008-06-24T12:10:00.002-04:00

We'll never hear the end of it. Tyra finally got her Emmy. Kiss her fat ass!!!

R.I.P. George Carlin

2008-06-24T12:00:00.001-04:00

New Thalia Video

2008-06-24T11:45:00.001-04:00

The video is better than the song, to be honest.

Movie Of The Week:

2008-06-20T15:49:00.002-04:00

Fuck the remake. Don't get me wrong, as a fan of musicals, I loved the Broadway show. But the travesty that is John Travolta and Zac Efron and the fact that I'm sort of a hipster and despise the over commercialization of my indie faves makes me hate the remake, despite not having ever watched it. I know, I'm an idiot. But I'm ok with that. So if you "love" the remake, do yourself a favor and watch the original. It's a mother fucking classic.

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

2008-06-20T15:38:00.001-04:00

I'm not seeing anything new this week. I'll probably just watch old movies with the dog and a giant bowl of popcorn. But I did hear from everybody and their mother that The Love Guru sucks major elephant balls. JSYK.

Song Of The Day:

2008-06-20T15:32:00.002-04:00

Cruel Summer by Ace of Base. The song can be found on their album, Flowers.

Besitos Por La Tarde:

2008-06-20T15:07:00.004-04:00

The Love Guru sucks: Celebitchy

I don't get the appeal: Hollywood Tuna

Someone needs to send his ass to Maury: Cityrag

Brody Jenner's a douchebag: ICYDK

More lucite shoe goodness: Celebslam

Picture Of The Day:

2008-06-20T15:07:00.001-04:00

Guess Who:

2008-06-20T12:41:00.003-04:00

It's Kate Winslet, on the set of her new movie, The Reader.

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Rihanna On The Today Show

2008-06-20T12:11:00.006-04:00

Rihanna performed on the Today Show this morning looking fierce as always. Not loving the hat, though. I'm all for hats, don't get me wrong, but it didn't work it with the outfit, in my opinion.

Here's a video of her performing Umbrella, or at least trying to. There was something wrong with her mic. Or she forgot the lyrics. She also sang Don't Stop The Music and Take A Bow, but Madonna did it better.

My Future Baby Daddy In San Francisco

2008-06-20T11:43:00.002-04:00

Good god, he's gorgeous. I don't even care about the Mickey Mouse voice anymore. David Beckham was in San Francisco to promote his new ads for Armani underwear. When I was a child, I used to dream of owning Mark Wahlberg's billboard and and getting a room big enough for it to hang on my wall. I have similar dreams now of that billboard of David Beckham. Sigh.

New Dark Knight Poster

2008-06-20T11:22:00.002-04:00

Most hyped about movie ever? I'm buying it, though. I can't wait to see it.

O.M.F.G. Part 2

2008-06-20T11:20:00.001-04:00

Besitos Por La Mañana

2008-06-20T10:35:00.001-04:00

Vogue Italia: YISIAW

Great bag: Culture Creators

Awesome eye makeup: Clumps of Mascara

Electro Lipstick: Coup de Coeur

Fashion emergency fixed: MSSFD

What, Bitch?

2008-06-19T16:32:00.001-04:00

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

Cute Dress

2008-06-19T16:11:00.002-04:00

Fug boyfriend. I'm sorry, that was mean, but the Maddens never did it for me. At least it looks like he bathed, which is somewhat of an upgrade. Nicole, on the other hand, looks gorgeous, as usual.

Here's more of Nicole Richie at Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration yesterday.

Besitos Por La Tarde

2008-06-19T15:43:00.003-04:00

Don't hate, bitch is fierce: Celebslam

No Emmy for LiLo: Mollygood

Neeeeeeples: Egotastic

I want a sex tape of Janet and Jermaine: Dlisted

SYTYCD is my new favorite show: YISIAW

Besties Again?

2008-06-19T13:44:00.004-04:00

I thought these bitches hated each other? Boring Conrada, Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth were spotted leaving Kumo Restaurant last night in L.A.

I really like Lo's dress. Has anybody actually purchased something from Boring's collection? They're nice enough but not worth the money for the basics that they are.

Love

2008-06-19T13:30:00.002-04:00

Charlize Theron sure as hell made up for that other dress she wore. Girlfriend looks GORGEOUS. I think that dress is amazing. It fits her brilliantly. God I hate myself for having that bacon sausage omelet for breakfast, now.

Here's more of Charlize and her Hancock costar, ~~Woll Smoth~~ Will Smith at the opening of the Moscow Film Festival.

Fierce Bitch

2008-06-19T13:16:00.003-04:00

I don't care what anybody says, I love Thalia. I love her tackiness, I love her craziness, I love it all. Blame it on Univision. I wanted to be her when I was growing up. That being said, I'm not digging her single, Ten Paciencia.

I'm loving the fuck out of her shoes:

Actually, I'm loving the fuck out of that skirt, too. The top I can do without.

Here's the Latina HBIC promoting her new album Lunada, in NYC.

Song Of The Day:

2008-06-19T13:04:00.003-04:00

Kiss The Rain by Billie Myers. The song can be found on her album, Growing, Pains.

Work It Bitch!

2008-06-19T12:42:00.002-04:00

Anyone who reads this site should already know that I have a girl-crush on Rachel Bilson. Girlfriend is gorgeous. And who knew she had that body?! Ugh, I love that dress. I want to wear it walking down 17-92 just like Kim Kardashian. But I'd rock it with Gucci shades and my dog on her leash, who happened to get a cute pink striped t-shirt from my mom. She usually hates clothes (i don't give a fuck, she still has to wear them) but she loves it. She fights me when I take it off of her.

Here's more of Rachel at the Whitney Contemporaries’ Art Party and Auction in NY.

Fergie Ferg In The House

2008-06-19T12:12:00.004-04:00

I'm loving Fergie's entire outfit. The dress is super, super cute and the shoes are amazing. I'm usually not a fan of the way she dresses but she brings it in this outfit.

Actually, you know what, I change my mind. I love the belt, but she should either take it off or tighten it. It weighs down the dress and makes it look like she doesn't have much of a figure.

Lookie who else was there:

Eva Mendes
I'm a huge fan of Eva, but that dress is all sorts of wrong. The color is fine but I'm not loving the fit.

Here's more of Fergie at Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration and Cartier Love Charity Bracelet launch in L.A. yesterday.